Keep Your Banana To Yourself

I'm done and apparently so is the banana bread across the street.

Don't get me wrong, I am all about the baking (hello yummy low fat cinnamon oatmeal scones I made last night - recipe to come later). But seriously, if you have a girlfriend, I'm not interested in your tasty sweets before bed or first thing in the morning. So stop trying to tempt me with them.

I'm also not interested in your girlfriends leftovers - that means you and the extra batter she has no use for.

I can see where this is going. I'm going to end up bruised. And we all know no one likes a bruised banana.

You are already part of a bunch so keep your banana to yourself please.